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Funny New Year Wishes for Friends In 2024
1. May your post-holiday resolve outlast the leftover treats from the holidays!
2. Cheers to a resolution for the New Year that lasts longer than the battery on your phone.
3. Your Wi-Fi connection proves to be as effective as your weight reduction goals.
4. I hope next year brings you more refrigerator visits and fewer gym excursions!
5. You may have lengthy Netflix binges, longer delays, and no resolutions.
6. I wish that this year you acquire friendships instead of pounds!
7. May the following year bring you a sense of humor as great as your decision-making abilities.
8. Let's toast to a new year full of calories, justifications, and binge-worthy television shows.
9. Reaching your goals is as simple as getting out of bed on a Monday morning.
10. May your year be filled with laughing so much that it makes your abs look like a six-pack.
11. May the following year bring protection from the angels, respect from your neighbors, difficulties from troubleshooting, and connectivity from your Wi-Fi!
12. Unlike gym goals, here's to the buddies who respond to texts immediately.
13. May the New Year bring you strong coffee, feeble resolutions, and an unending supply of munchies!
14. I hope your New Year is as hilarious as a viral cat video.
15. You'll update your Facebook status more often than your kitchen appliances the following year.
16. For an additional year, pretend to be adults since we can still not fold a fitted sheet.
17. I hope the next year brings you strength and unwavering resolve, just like your hair!
18. Here's hoping your New Year is as exciting as your go-to reality TV program.
19. I hope the first week of January finds your phone's battery as charged as your excitement.
20. Cheers to a year full of hilarious memes and less somber occasions!
21. May the following year bring you a credit card limit as high as your tolerance for dubious judgments!
22. I hope your New Year is filled with more "LOL"s than "FML."
23. May the humiliating thing you did at the company party stick in your memory just as much as your goals!
24. Cheers to another year of inadvertently typing the correct date on paperwork!
25. May your sense of humor match your excellent buddy selection!
26. I wish you a happy, funny, and minimally mature New Year.
27. May the person who tags you in memes have as much order in their life as you do.
28. Cheers to a year full of amusing voice memos and autocorrections!
29. May the success of your resolutions surpass that of the government's secrecy efforts.
30. May this New Year bring you even more joy than a puppy chasing its tail.
31. By February, you'll need to remember your goals, have longer naps, and have larger snacks!
32. Cheers to a year full of fewer political disputes and more hilarious cat videos.
33. May the strength of your Wi-Fi signal match your devotion to your resolutions!
34. I hope your New Year's cheer and vibrancy match the emojis you choose to employ.
35. Have as much patience as the Monday morning lineup at the coffee shop.
36. Cheers to a year of giving in to your inner kid and neglecting your adult obligations!
37. I hope the drama in your love life matches that of a Netflix thriller series.
38. Here's to a New Year filled with endless pizza, fewer Facebook disputes, and more friends.
39. May your New Year's goals last as long as your self-control at the dessert buffet.
Forty. Cheers to a year full of love, laughter, and ridiculous experiences!
41. I wish you a New Year's Eve filled with more radiance than a glitter bomb could contain.
42. May your year be so brilliant that even your shades need shade.
43. Can you locate matching socks in the wash and achieve your objectives?
44. Let's hope for a year filled with more "haha" and less "ugh."
45. May the number of snacks you have equal the number of reasons for not going to the gym?
46. Here's to a humorous, story-filled New Year and less uncomfortable silence.
47. your schedule may be as packed as your social media stream the following year!
48. Cheers to a year filled with more hilarious cat videos and fewer somber talks.
49. I hope your New Year's goals and your most recent Netflix marathon work.
50. May the New Year bring you plenty of joy, less worry, and lots of laughter!
Happy New Year Wishes 2024
